I walked into the staff room where I work the other morning and Taryn was making herself breakfast. Being nosey I went and had a look at what she was making. She was having Oatmeal. It looked.... ok and smelt good so on the way home I decided that I would go and buy some. Instead of just buying one to try I bought a box that contained 12 packets of Apple Honey and Cinnamon Oatmeal.
I really wish that I had tried some of Taryns instead of buying this box. I don't now whether you have tried Oatmeal but it really isn't all that pleasant.
I don't see why people pay the money to eat something that feels like you are eating your own vomit. The texture of it in your mouth and as you 'try' to swallow this stuff really isn't an enjoyable experience.
The next day I tried something different. I got an apple and chopped it up and put it in the bowl of oatmeal thinking that this would make it better. No! All this did was make me feel like there were solids in my vomit.
I have been working my way through the box as I hate to see food go to waste. I have even tried adding extra honey to it, raisins, more water to make it less glupey (if that is a word). The worst was when I tried to put two packets together so that I would be able to get through this box quicker. Oh no...... I found myself gagging as I was eating; each mouthful was something that I had to work up to. I had to concentrate and attack it like I was attacking ......... something that you attack. I couldn't do it; I had to throw it out.
Do you ever think something and wish you hadn't thought of it because it really annoys you. Today I looked in this box and noticed that there is only one packet left. As soon as I noticed this I thought, 'why don't you give it to Taryn if she likes it so much?'
WHY DIDN'T I GIVE THEM ALL TO TARYN IF SHE LIKES THEM SO MUCH!!!!!
I think I will just stick to having no breakfast
I really wish that I had tried some of Taryns instead of buying this box. I don't now whether you have tried Oatmeal but it really isn't all that pleasant.
I don't see why people pay the money to eat something that feels like you are eating your own vomit. The texture of it in your mouth and as you 'try' to swallow this stuff really isn't an enjoyable experience.
The next day I tried something different. I got an apple and chopped it up and put it in the bowl of oatmeal thinking that this would make it better. No! All this did was make me feel like there were solids in my vomit.
I have been working my way through the box as I hate to see food go to waste. I have even tried adding extra honey to it, raisins, more water to make it less glupey (if that is a word). The worst was when I tried to put two packets together so that I would be able to get through this box quicker. Oh no...... I found myself gagging as I was eating; each mouthful was something that I had to work up to. I had to concentrate and attack it like I was attacking ......... something that you attack. I couldn't do it; I had to throw it out.
Do you ever think something and wish you hadn't thought of it because it really annoys you. Today I looked in this box and noticed that there is only one packet left. As soon as I noticed this I thought, 'why don't you give it to Taryn if she likes it so much?'
WHY DIDN'T I GIVE THEM ALL TO TARYN IF SHE LIKES THEM SO MUCH!!!!!
I think I will just stick to having no breakfast
3 comments:
Hahaha. Honestly, I laughed out loud for real when I read this last entry. It's all the little things in life that make me laugh. Thank you for that one.
PK, that was awesome, although i'm pretty sure you've ruined Oatmeal for me forever. I quite enjoy a lil' oatmeal in the mornin'time. I will forever think you little apple bits feeling like "solids" in my oatmeal. GRAUSS
Hey Stripes, I could have told you oatmeal was gross. Indeed I'm told that some pools even use oatmeal in lifegaurd tests. They get the acting-victims to have it in their mouth, and when the candidates are giving them AR, they'll fake-puke it all into the would-be lifegaurd's mouth. Sick sick sick.
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