This event happened to me today and I feel that I need to share it with you all.
I was unable to finish my Chunky KitKat today.
I was unable to finish my Chunky KitKat today.
I know - horrific, devastating, shocking, appalling, inexcusable . I don't know what to do. I nearly cried. I feel that my life hit a wall. I was travelling home from hanging out with Jono and Chris Evans and I noticed that I had a Chunky KitKat in my car (the King of Chocolate Bars). I opened it and after 3 bites I had to stop. I couldn’t continue. It was too much. I think I need counselling for this.
I have decided on the possibility of these two reasons as to why this event took place.
1. I had just been to the gym, so my body was still in 'I am going to be healthy mode' (what a crap excuse)
And the second
2. The Chunky KitKat has been in the car now for the past 5 days. The last number of days has seen our temperatures range between 7 degrees – 24 degrees. This KitKat has taken quite the amount of physical abuse with the heat. It has melted and reformed into what the wrapper allows it to form in numerous times. It was the most intense chocolate experience i have had, but it was too much. What a horrible person I am. Why would any one ever inflict that amount of pain on such an innocent bar of chocolate? What did he ever do to me? I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight.
As I write this I can see it looking at me – it is tempting me, but I can’t. It hurts that I can’t. I think I will have to go and set him in another room. It is too much, having him sitting there, watching me, judging me. He is probably thinking that I have someone else in my life, like a Twix or a Mars King-size. But I don’t, I promise – please believe me.
I want to apologise to all the other Chunky KitKats reading this. It will never happen again. You are still my favourite for now and for ever.
I have decided on the possibility of these two reasons as to why this event took place.
1. I had just been to the gym, so my body was still in 'I am going to be healthy mode' (what a crap excuse)
And the second
2. The Chunky KitKat has been in the car now for the past 5 days. The last number of days has seen our temperatures range between 7 degrees – 24 degrees. This KitKat has taken quite the amount of physical abuse with the heat. It has melted and reformed into what the wrapper allows it to form in numerous times. It was the most intense chocolate experience i have had, but it was too much. What a horrible person I am. Why would any one ever inflict that amount of pain on such an innocent bar of chocolate? What did he ever do to me? I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight.
As I write this I can see it looking at me – it is tempting me, but I can’t. It hurts that I can’t. I think I will have to go and set him in another room. It is too much, having him sitting there, watching me, judging me. He is probably thinking that I have someone else in my life, like a Twix or a Mars King-size. But I don’t, I promise – please believe me.
I want to apologise to all the other Chunky KitKats reading this. It will never happen again. You are still my favourite for now and for ever.
