Truths

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones

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At the end of every party there is always a girl crying

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One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint -to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger

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Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly

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Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl

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Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush

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Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee

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Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited

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You can't respect a man who carries a dog

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan