Friday, September 16, 2005

More Jack Handy

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future,
don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

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Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral,
which have been painted brown and attached to the skull
by common wood screws,
can make a child look like a deer.

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